I am a self-taught Physicist, Pianist, and Programmer. I weave baskets from the skin of honeysuckle vines, make stone axes using only fieldstones and a stick, and can build a fire using nothing but a branch (no lighter, matches, or other conventional utensile). I know 6 programming languages, and have taught the entirety of HTML in the course of 2 hours to the point that my student then proceeded to build a comfortable and intuitive site. I play music from Skyfall to Moonlight Sonata, and cannot read sheet music, only playing by ear. I have written 28 songs, and have perfect pitch. I can explain physical phenomena that most people don`t even bother thinking about, like what fire is made of, why the sky is blue, why water looks blue, and where exactly is a reflection and why it reflects. I can design a more efficient version of anything you put in front of me. I have created an effective, efficient, faster, more powerful, simpler, sustainable and free alternative to Electricity. I have designed more effective and useful turbines and pumps than Tesla`s own 98% efficiency machines. I have broken every finger, some of them as many as 4 times. I suppose these are more bragging rights and interesting facts than a true about me list.
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ROXANNE VASCONCELLOS ♀